Mon., May 17- me n john put a kick me sign on david m.'s back in history. lol. but then lindsay threw it away o well. but then david did something that looked wrong. eww! after skoo, i was looking through the trash can lookin fer somethin and mrs. h walks by n was like 'what did u drop in there' lol. ppl were lookin at me weird, but i don care. hahahaha

Sun., May 16- so, there i was, just minding my own buisiness, sitting in church. then, all of a sudden from out of nowhere, i felt something squeezing my neck! It was lukie!!!!!!! he was trying to strangle me! it surprised me soo much, but then the bralleys had to pull him off of me. but then, he did it again! ahh!!! he just can't keep his hands off me, can he? lol. jk. im not that conceited. not like stupid david mcmahon! but now im kinda scared of luke.. haha. but the reason he did all that was cuz he has down's sindrum... hes only like 8 yrs. old

Tues., May 11- we changed seats in algebra yesterday... blah... blah... blah... it was SOOOOO funny after school. i've never seen sam laugh SOO hard! first, i came up to her and put my foot in her face cuz i wanted her to read what i wrote on the bottom of my shoe in science, but she didn't know what i was doing. it was soo funny then we laught about the card thing. lol. and we found a cartoon about mr. richmond. it was sooooo funny! yay! got the same score on my french test as sam. i guess thats good , right? lol. then elan got her shoe stuck on the roof hahah!

Sun., May 9- i had a GREAT Week! there was like no hw at all all week!!! on fri, a bunch of us were sittin on the grass and some 9th grade guys came up and started hitting on us! LMAO ! it was HILARIOUS! but they were joking around and stuff. one guy acted really gay. they all wanted our fone #s. i waved to Kiri and was like 'hi, kiri' then all the guys were like 'hi kiri!" then kiri was like 'hi brittanie' then the guys were like 'hi brittanie!' lmAo!!!!!!! then, they were like, 'let's play strip poker!!! Brittanie, are you in?' i said no. lol. then one of them was like, 'kiri, you better be in with that body of yours!' lmao lmao!!!!!!!!!! lmao.  then some other stuff happened and it was soooooo damn funny. a bunch of them left and the others went to the snack shack, so we went over there and were gonna hit on them. they knew we were there, so one of them 'accidentally on purpose' dropped something and bent down to get it and stuck his butt up in the air to show it off to us! LMAO!!!!!!  it was hILAIOUS!!!!!!! then i went to my sis' house for the weekend. i slept over on fri. on sat., we walked her dog on the beach. ppl were having weird conversations. one lady was like to her guy friend, 'you just wont acknowledge that she has a drinking problem' lmAo! it was so funny. we went bowlering. i beat my bro in law!!!! woo hoo! i got like 5 spares and a strike!!! my score was 122!!!! but my sis got 133. by bro in law only got 96. haha! then we saw 13 goin on 30. it was a funniful movie. 4 dinner, we went to downtown disney and ate in a little italian place.then we walked around a bit. we came home and played video games till midnight. then on sun... wait.... today, we played sooo many video games. then my mom picked me up.

Sun., May 2-Yah!!!!! My sis got me an ELECTRIC GUITAR for my bday!!!!!its sooooooo cool!!!!!!!! it's like navy with a light blue scratchboard. OMG!!!! i didnt even think she knew i wanted one! LMAO!!! she also got me an amp and EVERYTHING!- the case, the tuner..........!!!! i wont be online in a long time cuz of it. lol. now i have to learn to play it. lol. well, i taught my self the piano, and i'm pretty good at it, too (if you call playing A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton good  lmao!) yah. my sis got me the guitar cuz she knows how 'dedicated' i was to the piano. yay! i get to go to her house this weekend! i have a new profile pic of me and my guitar! my sis took it with her camara phone. i want a camera phone! lol. and i put up a new song finally! its In the End by Linkin Park. its an old song, but i still like it and im glad i found the midi! yay!

Fri., April 30- today was hawaiian dress up. everyone looked so cute! lol. she did it! elan finally did it! she actually faced her fears and talked to those ninth graders and told them to stop annoying her! i was there. this is how it went: elan n i were going into center hall and amanda and cassie were there. they just walked out and elan was like 'do u guys have nothing better to do than both stare at me?' amanda turned around and gave us a dirty look. lmao! then we went to south hall. i was going through someones locker and reading their journal when all of a sudden amanda comes up to elan and goes 'if ur going to say something, just say it to our faces and don't run away cuz that just makes u look even stupider.' then elan was like, ' well u guys hate us so much...' amanda: "i don't hate you!" elan: 'well cassie does' i never said anything, but cassie was right there. then amanda n cassie were going home together and cassie whispered something to elan through the parking lot. we dont know what she said, though. then elan waved at her 'sweetly' and was like 'bye' cassie waved back and acted like they were best friends, but actually, amanda and cassie DOES hate us. i wonder what they're guna say to us on monday... oh yah. i got fini gagner bon bon in french today! yay! first time ever! the starburst was really hard though.

Wed., April 28- soc st was actually fun taday. usually her projects are stupid, but i liked this one. alex got on top of tim and it looked really wrong. then i had to ride on tim cuz i was the rider in the bike thing. wow! david mcmahan got 1st place in the california french contest! sam got 3rd. daniel stevens got 6 and kiri got 9. alex got 11. david got 6 in the country!!! our class got the majority of the top places!!!!!! i wouldve taken it if i knew it would've gone on college applications!!!!!

Fri., April 23- it was funny in soc. st. miz b baptized 2 ppl!!! *cough* Patrick *cough* Luke *cough* *ahem* pat called miz b short. i duno wat luke did. she just likes to pick on him. poor nick. lol. he can't tell time!!!! i yelled hi to nick after school then acted like i didn't say anything. he turned around to see hoo was calling him and he just looked really confused. lol! nick' soo funny!!! i can play A Thousand Miles!!!!!! yay!!!!! on the piano the whole way through!!! woo hoo! i just got the music on tues!!!!! i learn the songs so fast! we sat upstairs 4 a while after skoo jus' chillin it out. then we chilled sumore by the 'west side 'o da gym or libary' then we chilled sumore watchin Romeo. *cough* da johnathan in high school hoo b playin romeo in da play *cough* what's wrong wit me n my lil cough taday??? lol we did sum stuff in center hall. we were guna put stuff in pplz lockers. something happend that didn't lool right at all!!!!!!! lmBo!!!!!!! pwuhahaha!!!!!!

Tues., April 20- 2day is my 14th bday! yay! got lots a stuff!

Mon., April 19- 2mora's my bday! yay! it was soo funny in french. we had to say what one of our friends did over vacation. i said, "Elan es allee a la plage lundi avec Colby. Elle a fait un pique-nique,'' lmao!!! it was absolutely hilarious cuz i really said, 'elan went to the beach monday with colby. she had a picnic!' lmao!!!! everyone was laughing. then some ppl found out that i made it up, but elan agreed that she said it!!! OMG!!! that made my day!!! then billy was chasing elan after school to get sophia's gum. elan spit out her gum at billy. then he picked it up and wiped it in dirt and was guna wipe it on her.

Thurs., April 15- kristen, elan and sam came over. we did some stuff. then we played some stuff. then i got some stuff. then we ate some stuff. then we watched some stuff. then we talked about some stuff. yah. it was fun...

Mon., April 12- me and my friend (who's name i will not mention) went on a website and posted semi-inappropriate words to see if the website would block it out. lmao. it was soo hilarious!

Sun., April 11- happy easter! ok here's what goin on: i got a new pet!!! he's sooooo cute!!! his black stripes down his back and the little teeth sticking out of his mouth!!! OMG! !! he's adorable! i named him Jake. he's very hyper! now, i have 4 pets: Teel, Duke, Bradley, and now Jake! I love them all! samantha's new pet, Silver is sooooo adorable too! But Bradley is being kind of rude now. I think he's sick. Duke is the funniest dog everrr- and way cute! he has a little brown circle around one of his eyes! but he's kind of dumb. he tends to hop around the room a lot. all my pets are boys! wats wrong with this? *thinking* I think Teel acts the most mature, though. (probly cuz he's an egyptian god!) he always looks at me pathetically. but i love him. at first, Bree didn't like Bradley, but Sasha did. Bree likes Jake now! yay! they're all happy!

Sun., April 4- 2day is hugo weaving (elrond in lotr)'s bday! yay! ok, yesterday was my parents' annivarsary. i finally finished my religion paper. it's really short

Fri., April 2- 2day was funny. in english, patrick started making funny noises, n mrs. r was like 'patrick, u can make those noises at home alone, but not in front of 37 people. lol it was funny. religion was funny. mr. richmond told some of us to go up in front of the class to read the questions and call on other people to read the answers. everytime someone went up, they would mess up n we would vote them off the island. they took their pen n mr. r put his cup over them n was like "you are now the 7th person voted out of the tribe" it was hilarious. it was so noisy n funny. we sang the national anthem in soc. st. tim was REALLY good!!! luke looked retarded when he sang it. justin wouldn't open his mouth, nick couldn't remember the words n seth said 'stripping' lol. it was hilarious!!!!!!!!  then, in science we had our sex talk. uhh... it was interesting... uhh... oh yah, some 9th grade bitches are stalking elan. they were supposed to beat her up at 5:15

Thurs., April 1- happy april fools! i hope u play a good prank on someone. this weather is such a joke! it was overcast all morning, then it started pouring rain, then it stopped and completely cleared up. me, elan n sam were all running in the pouring rain. we got sooooo friggin soaked! it was fun. lol. there were these guys playing football, diving face first in the mud. it was funny cuz they were all covered in grass n mud. colby started playin the guitar. he' pretty good. elan got mad at him. hehe! some 9th graders, d'aubrey and aaron were whipping each other w/ shirts. then w/ BELTS!!! ouch! aaron was whipping d'aubrey's @$$!!! then the guard guy had 2 break them up like 10 times! he couldn't stop laughin. neither could i. it was really funny. 8th graders are the craziest people on earth. we were like the only people in the entire school just standing out in the rain playing hackysack. crazy=awsome!

Mon., March 29- i had a good day. in english, regina looked @ seth n screamed funny. it was hilarious. i'm still laughing. then, sam had 2 leave on the bus, but the stupid bus driver, just drove past her. the @$$H0L3!!! daniel s. has the cooooolest fone everrrrrrr!!!

Sun., March 28- elan n sam slept over last night. at about 2:00 am, we went 2 TP my neighbors. we also threw eggs @ their house. we were right in the middle of TPing when we saw the lights in their house turn on. so we ran down the street to the 711 and got a shake yah. it was fun. i don't think my neighbors saw us. lol. this mornig, my mom looked in the refridgerator n was like "where did all the eggs go?" i just said that we made omelettes last night. oops...

Sat., March 27- is that the date??? o well. i was bored 2day, so i spyed on my neighbors. they were being loud n annoying. then i went outside n they had a snow white moon bounce! i wanna jump! so i went over there n asked them if i could jump w/ them cuz i was bored. they let me, so i was jumpin w/ 7 yr. old girls. jk. i didn't do that. lol. i had u goin 4 a min. didn't i... lol. w.e. i spyed on them until they closed their blinds on me. zut! (that b darn in  french). then, i got really annoyed at my neighbors. they were being so loud. so i decided 2 annoy them. i pugged in my electric guitar and started playing really badly to annoy them. lol. then. i got bored at that and got my new stereo and played a really loud metallica cd. i played it w/ the volume all the way up. i had my ear right next to the speaker 4 like a long time. then, my ear started 2 bleed. whoops! then my neighbors came over n told me 2 turn it down. ok. w.e. oh yah, my other neighbor got arrested 2day. i think he probably was beating up his wife- AGAIN!!!! yah. he has problems. i'm sleepin over w/ some  friends. 2nite, we're guna TP my neighbor's house n throw eggs at it! lol. it's guna b fun! pwhuhahahaha *snorts* pwhuhahahahahahah *coughs* pwhuhahahaha! o yah. i also went into some chat rooms n posted *inapropriate things and words*. ooops...